The
epic journey has been sucessfully navigated. There was an initial
delay at Manchester airport when the elderly lady in front of me at the
frisking station was asked to remove fluids from her colostomy bag due
to the clear plastic/100ml regulations (she was directed to the
facilities). I felt this was a bit extreme but I suppose they must be
alive to all possible
plots. My
belief in the enlightened nature of Scandinavians was deeply shaken by
the in-flight snack involving mayonnaise, but Finnair restored my faith
by having logos on their sick bags, which we collectors appreciate. The
only other issue with the flight was the gentleman seated next to me
thinking it was socially acceptable to order tomato juice in a confined
space.
Some
interesting facts I learned whilst roaming Helsinki airport throughout
the night; in the last 10 years the runways have only been out of
operation for a total of 30 minutes; they can clear a runway of snow in
11 minutes; after
about 4 hours of extended instrumental symphonies of Phil Collins'
greatest hits, featuring a large string section and saxophone riffs in
the middle 8, the bleeding from your ears subsides.
Luckily we were able to escape without ending up in the throat of a giant asteroid worm.